Book cover: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP BUYING T-REX'S RELATIONSHIP BOOKS
Book cover: is it because he's on the cover? that's the only reason i can think of
Book cover: WELL HERE HE IS
Book cover: a book by utahraptor

T-Rex: WHAT

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, Utahraptor put me on his friggin' book! It's got me on the cover and it makes me look like I wrote it even though the title is just pure sass. It is pure SASSY MOLASSY.
Dromiceiomimus: Um, why don't you talk to him about it?
T-Rex: I will! Right after I stomp on a few things to work off my anger, that is!

Utahraptor: Hey buddy!
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR.

T-Rex: The mere sight of you has returned my anger! Why did you put out that book?
Utahraptor: What book?
T-Rex: SOMEONE put out sass-ass book, and it said it was by Utahraptor!
Utahraptor: It wasn't me, man! Let me see. Maybe there's a clue to who really did it.

Book cover: THAT LAST BOOK WAS PUT OUT BY DROMICEIOMIMUS, NOT BY ME OR UTAHRAPTOR
Book cover: what the heck, dromiceiomimus
Book cover: when will we pick up the phone to talk about this rather than going through publishing companies, is my question