T-Rex: The worst part of owning a cape is having to find excuses to wear it.

Narrator: T-REX HAS A CAPE
Narrator: LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

T-Rex: Luckily, I am just the dude to manufacture such excuses! I have the perfect plan. Since it sucks to be the only dude in the room wearing a cape, I will simply start telling people that EXISTING holidays are now cape-wearing holidays. Like... Thanksgiving!
Dromiceiomimus: Thanksgiving?
T-Rex: Yes! It is now a day to give thanks AND wear stylish outmoded fashions.

Narrator: NOW IT'S THANKSGIVING!
Utahraptor: You forgot to wear your stupid cape, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Aw damn!!

T-Rex: But YOU forgot to wear it too, Utahraptor.
Utahraptor: Yeah, but I was never going to.
T-Rex: Well! I certainly hope you'll change your mind for VAMPIRE DAY next week. I'm DEFINITELY not forgetting my cape for that!

Narrator: NOW IT'S VAMPIRE DAY!
T-Rex: Aw damn!!