T-Rex: I have come up with a perfect way not to believe in anything wrong ever again. Evidentialism!

T-Rex: A belief is justified only if there is sufficient evidence to support it!

T-Rex: Therefore, I won't believe in things like faith healing, because there's no room for faith in evidentialism! I also don't believe there's convincing evidence for anyone having kissed someone SO HARD that both people exploded, so I will have to regretfully concede that I don't believe that's happened yet either. But, at least I won't believe in anything I can't prove! Thanks, evidentialism!

Utahraptor: But - how do you know to believe your evidence, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Dude! It's EVIDENCE.

Utahraptor: Yeah, but this evidence must need justification to be believed. So evidence requires its own evidence, and so you have an infinite chain of proof. This spells disaster for you my friend!
T-Rex: A valid attack, perhaps strengthened by the old "what if we're all just brains in jars" question!

T-Rex: BUT! What if I switch my beliefs to foundationalism, in which I mark a few beliefs as "foundations" I consider to be "self-evident"?
Off panel: Then you have abandoned evidence for faith!
T-Rex: Faith, AND the possibility of weaponized kissing??