T-Rex: I would never want to get pregnant. Having to worry about what I eat because there's a baby GROWING inside me? No thanks!
Narrator: "A MALE PERSPECTIVE"
Dromiceiomimus: There's nothing bad about that, T-Rex! It's a special experience and you could probably stand to eat better anyway! T-Rex: The cravings would be a good excuse for eating all the damn bread, but still! Too much RESPONSIBILITY. I'm dangerously carefree!
Utahraptor: Why are we talking about this? T-Rex: No reason, just - sharing!
Utahraptor: Well as none of us can get pregnant because, oh hey, we're not female mammals, it's not something I'd expect you to worry about! "I'd never want to be a dividing cell, because there'd be two of me and we'd be tiny." -T-Rex. T-Rex: I don't recall saying that!!
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: "I have smelly pants." -Utahraptor. Off panel: "I love the taste of chocochops!" -T-Rex? T-Rex: Man! They are moulded chocolate pork chops with a real pork chop bone. Am I now to apologize for BRILLIANCE?
What are the haps my friends
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This comic is from February 17th, 2006! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
