Narrator: LOGICAL SOLUTIONS TO EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS Narrator: a comic to solve all your emotional problems
T-Rex: Alright! Who here has some emotional problems they'd like solved once and for all?
Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex! Maybe you could help my friend, whose husband makes her jealous because he maintains friendships with women from work. T-Rex: Your friend should be less jealous! There is nothing wrong with friendship, and you should tell your friend to be less jealous. Yes - this problem is truly solved, thanks to logic!
Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex! I've also got an emotional problem that needs solving. T-Rex: I am your man!
Utahraptor: How come when people have emotional problems, logical solutions don't usually seem to help, and rather a more difficult emotional solution seems called for? T-Rex: This occurs simply because these people are placing their emotions over the warm embrace of cold, steely logic.
Narrator: THE END Narrator: SO YEAH I HOPE THIS HELPS
What are the haps my friends
i hope you like high fives
This comic is from February 8th, 2006! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
