God: HEY T-REX I BET YOU COULDN'T EAT 12 SALTINE CRACKERS IN UNDER A MINUTE
T-Rex: I'm instantly convinced that I could!
Narrator: T-REX IN: "THE SALTINE CHALLENGE!"
T-Rex: How hard can it be to chew and swallow 12 desiccated dry and salty crackers in under a minute?
Dromiceiomimus: Oh, the Saltine Challenge! It's actually really hard, T-Rex. Your mouth is going to dry out and you'll find it impossible to swallow.
T-Rex: Come on. I've heard THAT before!
Utahraptor: Hey, care to make it interesting?
T-Rex: Absolutely!
T-Rex: I'm so convinced in my own abilities that I'll bet you FIVE DOLLARS that I'll pull this one off.
Utahraptor: Five dollars! You're ON.
Narrator: BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY HARD AND KIND OF GROSS:
T-Rex: My body has failed me for the first time ever!
T-Rex: Also, I'm not sure how I feel about competitive eating.
