Narrator: "HOW TO LIVE A MEANINGFUL LIFE"
Narrator: featuring
Narrator: TALKING DINOSAURS
T-Rex: That's me!
T-Rex: Many people wish to know how to live a meaningful life!
T-Rex: These people include newborn babies, youth, mature young adults, disenchanted middle-agers, executives - heck, even your own next-door neighbour may be secretely interested in living a meaningful life!
T-Rex: Some say dedicating your life to helping others is the key.
Utahraptor: That sounds like a good start!
T-Rex: However, these people are WRONG. The only way to truly live a meaningful life is to engage in sexual congress with a large number of partners!
Utahraptor: What?
Utahraptor: Seriously, what?
T-Rex: Hah hah, okay, you got me! I was just fooling. Good one though, eh?
T-Rex: Seriously, helping others is alright.
