T-Rex: I know one thing that puts us (living people made out of meat) above machine intelligences.
T-Rex: That thing is the ability to feel physical pleasure!
T-Rex: For instance, I'd like to see a machine intelligence feel the relief of a cool breeze on a hot summer's night. They can't, because they're machines! T-Rex: We are the much more sensual people.
Utahraptor: I'm not sure what you're trying to argue here, T-Rex! T-Rex: People > machines!
Utahraptor: Yeah, but - couldn't a machine intelligence just press some mental button to emulate a cool breeze or any other sensual sensation? And since they don't really exist yet, I'm not sure why you're arguing small points about them? T-Rex: Well, I -
Narrator: EARLIER: Off panel: T-REX IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT US THEN YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED T-Rex: But come on! You have to admit that we're the superi- Off panel: E-LIM-MIN-NAT-ED
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This comic is from May 3rd, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?