T-Rex: There was a time when there wasn't a lot of new Star Wars stuff! Now there's a lot of new Star Wars stuff...
T-Rex: ...and we all just have to deal with that!
T-Rex: That's because stories don't end anymore, and there will always be a new reboot or sequel or prequel or midquel or interquel or threequel or squeakquel to keep them going, because an established brand is safer than a new one. That's just how it is! I hope you like returns that diminish, because boy howdy, have I got some diminishing returns for you!!
Utahraptor: You're one to talk, T-Rex! You've watched Star Trek since you were a kid!
T-Rex: So?
Utahraptor: So there's been new Star Treks almost constantly since then, and you've memorized ALL of it. You even watch the shows you don't like, because you love treks involving stars THAT MUCH.
T-Rex: Dang it, you're right! They've got me for life!!
T-Rex: I'd watch other shows, but like, do I really have time to catch up on 200 years of Pride and Prejudice canon, fanon, and lore?
Off panel: I heard they're crossing over with Star Trek.
T-Rex: WELP
T-Rex: LOOKS LIKE I'M MAKING THE TIME
