T-Rex: Angola Maldives, my superspy character who was definitely named by me looking at a map and ACTUALLY that makes him even BETTER than he would be if he was named something boring like "James", gasped!
T-Rex: The prince of Monaco had been kidnapped!
T-Rex: "I did not know Monaco was a monarchy!" said Angola, "Though I suppose the clues WERE there in the name all along." He began to prepare himself for his mission, gathering his guns, trick suitcases, and Wikipedia articles about Monaco to read on the plane. "Did you know that Monaco is the second-smallest country in the world, and 30% of its population is millionaires?" he said to the woman beside him on the plane.
Utahraptor: "I'm just trying to sleep", she replied.
T-Rex: "That's ok," said Maldives.
T-Rex: "It's actually grown its landmass by 20% by filling in the ocean", Maldives said.
Utahraptor: "I feel like you ignored the part where I'm trying to sleep," she said.
T-Rex: "There's no geographic distinction between the state and city of Monaco", Maldives read, elbowing her.
T-Rex: ANGOLA MALDIVES WILL RETURN...
Off panel: Hooray!
T-Rex: ...IN THE SEAT NEXT TO YOU, THE NEXT TIME YOU JUST WANT TO SLEEP ON PUBLIC TRANSIT!!
Off panel: Aw boo