T-Rex: Batman, who we can all agree is the #1 all time best bat-themed hero at the VERY least, sighed. ANOTHER crime was happening in his city?

T-Rex: DESPITE all his efforts to stop them??

T-Rex: He was getting frustrated. He punched criminals, and crime kept happening. He deduced crimes, and crime kept happening. He threw themed -arangs at ropes to save hostages from giant vats of acid, and crime kept happening!! What was he to do? How could he, finally and at last, free his beloved Gotham City from crime??

Utahraptor: His only hope is to somehow change our very nature, which is impossible!
T-Rex: Wait, what?

Utahraptor: There's never been a city without theft, assault, murder, and every other crime you can think of. The problem isn't civilization, T-Rex. It's US. We are fundamentally incompatible with innate goodness.
T-Rex: WHOAH! That's dark, man! Even darker than Batman, and he's the darkest superhero!!

T-Rex: Batman disagreed we were incapable of innate goodness, and proved it by punching bad people until they did good. THE END.
Off panel: That sounds like merely using animalistic threats of violence to induce compliance in a terrified -
T-Rex: THE END!!