God: T-REX T-Rex: Let me guess: you want to give me the ability to fire lightning out of my eyes. Well do it, man! Nothing's holding you back! GO NUTS!
God: OKAY God: DONE T-Rex: Wait - really?
God: IT TURNS OUT YOU HAD THE POWER WITHIN YOU ALL ALONG T-Rex: Huh? God: YEAH UH UPON INSPECTION JUST ABOUT EVERY LIVING THING WITH EYES HAS THE ABILITY TO FIRE ELECTRICITY OUT OF THEM THEY JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT THE CONTROLS God: ANYWAY God: PEACE
T-Rex: RRRRRgggghhhhHHHH Utahraptor: What's with the weird noises?
T-Rex: Oh, hey Utahraptor. I'm operating under the assumption that I can fire lightning out of my eyes if I try hard enough. GOD HIMSELF told me words to that effect! Utahraptor: Yep! That's for sure a super sane sentence that a super sane person would say!
God: HOLD ON I MADE A MISTAKE WHEN I SAID "LIGHTNING" I SHOULD'VE BEEN SAYING "TEARS" YOU CAN FIRE TEARS OUT OF YOUR EYES T-Rex: Come on, man! I thought you were infallible! God: LISTEN T-REX God: THIS DAY HAS BEEN HARD ENOUGH God: THANKS
What are the haps my friends
it is okay to buy this, it is okay to love this
October 9th, 2017:This weekend I'll be in ENGLAND, for the LAKES INTERNATIONAL COMIC ART FESTIVAL, so if you're near the Lake District (which frankly sounds great) - let's hang out and enjoy some comics!
