Narrator: BIG QUESTIONS COMICS
Narrator: today's question...
T-Rex: What happens when you die?
T-Rex: This is actually easy to explain! At the instant of your death, you are but one being in an entire universe of matter, all moving in various reference frames. Because of the unimaginable complexity of the universe, to fully understand everything that's happening everywhere even in that one moment would take an eternity of study!!
Utahraptor: I think the question is more focused on what happens AFTER you die, my dude!
T-Rex: Oh! Of course!
T-Rex: Hundreds of trillions of years after you die, the universe is a vast frozen wasteland just slightly above absolute zero, in which all stars have died and even motion has ceased.
Utahraptor: Oh my god, just tell us what happens in the short to medium term after death!
T-Rex: Sure! After you die your friends are like "man, I wish [your name here] hadn't died, for the bonds of friendship we shared (which I believed would ENHANCE my life) are now making me feel sad!!"
Off panel: Eh.
Off panel: I'll take it
