T-Rex: Stress!! Ahhhhh! We've all got it. But how do you DEAL with it?
T-Rex: It's a great question!
T-Rex: And the answer? "Probably pretty poorly!!"
T-Rex: Heck, me just planting the IDEA that you've been dealing with stress poorly is probably adding to your stress right now! And that's before I remind you about your grades and exams, if you're in school, and if you're not all I have to do is mention your work performance and taxes, which can, of course, be audited at any point in time!
Utahraptor: Dude, none of this is helping with my stress!!
T-Rex: I know! I HAVE NO ANSWERS!
T-Rex: Let's talk about something else, like the political state of the world -
Utahraptor: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
T-Rex: - or the fact we're changing our planet's climate and have no way to change it back -
Utahraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
T-Rex: In conclusion, if you have any ideas how to make stress be a thing that does not exist anymore, please let me know. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to join my friend Utahraptor in our scheduled 8:30am screaming.
T-Rex and off panel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
