T-Rex: Some people say my shoulders are great, while others like my cheekbones. Personally, I can't decide what my best body part is! ATTENTION, FRIENDS!

T-Rex: ...What would you say is my best feature?

Dromiceiomimus: Well if we want to answer this objectively, T-Rex, we need to define what "best" is. The "beauty" sense is too subjective, so we should go with something we can measure: CASH VALUE. Therefore, everyone's best features - including yours - are your sweet sweet valuable corneas, heart, bone marrow, and kidneys.

Utahraptor: Don't listen to her, T-Rex! Organ selling is illegal!
T-Rex: I... kinda assumed??

Utahraptor: All the government LEGALLY lets you do is break down your bodyparts and sell them for their elemental value, so your best features are your oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and calcium. But these elements are all SUPER COMMON, and a body's worth only gets you a few bucks on the open market! Don't waste your time!!

T-Rex: ATTENTION, FRIENDS! This is the last time I go fishing for compliments. It's also the first time I wonder why my pals know so much about the market value for body parts!!
T-Rex: Anyway I think my eyes are cute af, T-REX OUT