T-Rex: The only thing that makes sense is this: if you store a body of fresh water for too long, and allow impurities into it, the algae that will grow has a small -
T-Rex: - BUT NONZERO -
T-Rex: chance of becoming sentient. Each algae cell evolves to act like a neuron, and given a big enough container and enough time, they organize. And hey presto: you've got THINKING.
Dromiceiomimus: And I say you're crazy! It's a fully automated AND fully autonomous armoured war machine, able to make its own decisions in battle orders of magnitude faster than any of us POSSIBLY could!
Utahraptor: You're both wrong!
T-Rex: Oh, this should be good.
Utahraptor: I don't get why you're having such trouble here. It clearly refers to a member of a raiding party, typically in an MMORPG, whose job it is to take all the damage, but who also - and this is critical - is able to handle all that damage due to her incredible psionic powers.
T-Rex: Oh, it turns out it's when a bunch of old men sit around agreeing that they DEFINITELY know what the best course of action is.
Narrator: PHRASES THAT SOUND WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE:
Narrator: TODAY'S WINNER: "THINK TANK"