T-Rex: Hey there teens yeah you know me / The name's T-Rex and I'm cool as can be! / And this is me gettin' down on one knee / Cause I'm here to rap about monogamy!
T-Rex: Now when you walk around the school / you just might chance to see
T-Rex: Some "cool cat" sucka tryin' take you for a fool / sellin' you on polyamory. / That's where instead of one sweetie / You get a whole bunch of partners, like two or three!
T-Rex: And you kiss on 'em all, it might seem so great / But before you do that, try one gamy on your plate! / Just one gamy: "mono", you see / it's worked out really quite well for me
T-Rex: I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / but when it comes to exclusive commitment I've got the most!
Utahraptor: SAY WHAT?
Utahraptor: Dear GOD: you're rapping about how cool monogamy is. You've unleashed the anti-rap: DAD RAP. Next you'll be rapping about the money you save with the great interest rate you negotiated on your home equity line of credit!
T-Rex: Pfft. You're just jealous.
Narrator: BUT SOON:
T-Rex: You want to get with me you better get in line / Cause I'm only ever kissing one person at a time! / And when I kiss it's so sublime / Cause you're kissing on someone who got 0.25% above prime
