T-Rex: Folks today don't get moved by inspirational quotes because they're too busy being INCREDIBLY BORED. "Be the change you want to see in the what now? Sorry, I was checking my phone. DUE TO BOREDOM."
T-Rex: We need to sex up our sayings to truly inspire a new generation!!
T-Rex: I have considered this matter closely and as such I propose all sayings now include references to, oh I don't know, JERKIN' IT?? What's that, Dromiceiomimus? AS SOON AS I SAID "JERKIN' IT" I HAD YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION?? Dromiceiomimus: You absolutely did! I say, are people jerkin' it somewhere? T-Rex: Jerk it to the change you want to see in the world, Dromiceiomimus!! Dromiceiomimus: Waaay ahead of you
Utahraptor: The man who does not jerk it has no advantage over the man who cannot jerk it! T-Rex: So true!!
T-Rex: Don't cry because it's over, Utahraptor, jerk it because it happened! Utahraptor: Haha yeah that is a pretty fun alternative to crying!! After all, that which does not kill us only makes us jerk it stronger!! T-Rex: I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE INSPIRED
Banner: We are all jerkin' it in the gutters, but some of us are looking at the stars
What are the haps my friends
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July 11th, 2014:"TODAY I WROTE NINE REFERENCES TO 'JERKIN' IT' IN ONLY SIX PANELS"
-RYAN NORTH
PROFESSIONAL WRITER