T-Rex: Many philosophers think it's impossible for us to truly understand what it's like to be someone else. How it feels in their skin!
T-Rex: To that I say: pfft, what kind of BORING LOSERBABY wants to be someone else?
T-Rex: Being something else is where the REAL fun's at! For example: A DOG. Have philosophers ever weighed in on whether it's possible for us to truly understand what it's like to be a dog? No? Forgot about that one, huh Socrates??
T-Rex: Because I'm PRETTY SURE it's AMAZING.
T-Rex: An insanely great sense of smell? Sign me up!
Utahraptor: Plus, cuteness!
T-Rex: PLUS, I'll pick up everything with my mouth!
Utahraptor: Plus, you'll be all hairy and like tummy rubs!
T-Rex: Plus, PLUS, I'll be able to pee around my house to let everyone know I live there!
T-Rex: But now it'll be socially acceptable and the police won't be able to stop me!!
