T-Rex: Hi! I've decided maybe I should make some new friends after all. But I have a question!
T-Rex: How do you even make friends as an adult??
T-Rex: It's like, there's this guy I've seen around and he's funny and great and we like the same stuff and I just know we could be great friends. But how do I engage this guy? Do I just walk up to this nearly complete stranger and say "Hey, you don't know me but I've been thinking about you a lot and I really think we should, you know... BE TOGETHER?"
T-Rex: "UM, AS PALS??"
Utahraptor: Don't dating sites have "just friends" options?
T-Rex: Man I don't want rando friends! I want HIM.
Utahraptor: Well my usual advice would be "just be yourself and don't make things weird", but since this is you... what if we bet whichever one of us makes friends with this guy LAST has to pay the winner $500??
T-Rex: Oh my god YOU'RE ON, BUDDY!!
〚email message〛
Email: 〚playful 3D font〛 HEY WHAT'S UP I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS
Email: 〚two arrows are pointing at the picture of T-Rex〛 Would you like to go on bike rides and get ice cream with this guy?? ps my name's T-REX and I AM REAL COOL
Email: 〚playful 3D font〛 [ ] YES [ ] NO
Email: OKAY EMAIL ME BACK PLEASE!!!!!!
