Narrator: HOW TO BE A MEDICAL DOCTOR
Narrator: part six in our "you CAN TOO learn this from a webcomic" series

T-Rex: Medical science is the science of making bodies less terrible!

T-Rex: And people who practise medical science are called "medical doctors". If you want to be a doctor you'll need to learn everything that can go wrong with a body!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: So much can go wrong with a body

Utahraptor: You've got only a few seconds left to cover all of the medical sciences!
T-Rex: I got this, I got this!

T-Rex: Okay so first off, each body should have at least one circulatory system, respiratory system, reproductive system, lym--
Utahraptor: We're out of time!
T-Rex: Frig it. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE ALL DOCTORS!!

〚a certificate in a gothic font〛
Certificate: This Comic Certifies 〚blank〛 is a real doctor
Certificate: Let it hereby be known that all actual medical degrees have a dinosaur on them, and if your doctor's doesn't then my question is, um, what the hell is their deal

March 24th, 2014: HEY GUYS

This week Issue 4 of The Midas Flesh comes out! It is a 8-ISSUE MINISERIES based on this Dinosaur Comic and is about a universe where King Midas accidentally turned the entire Earth to gold, and people in the future using his body as a weapon.

If you go to midasflesh.com you can read previews of the first four issues and then this Wednesday you can read the whole thing!

One year ago today: IF YOU WANT MY MONEY YOU HAVE TO TELL _______ THAT HE SMELLS, HAHA, SICK BURNS

– Ryan