T-Rex: Publishers be all, "Boo hoo, how do we get kids reading? How can we compete with video games when they've got exploding heads and chainsaw arms, hey, do you wanna play some video games real quick while we talk about this??"
T-Rex: The answer is simple:
T-Rex: Um, MAKE BOOKS MORE AWESOME??
T-Rex: Might I suggest "Pilgrim's Progress... Into The Terrible Depths Of Space", "Gulliver's Travels... Into The Terrible Depths Of Space", or "Alice's Adventures In Wonderspace"? And if space doesn't float your boat, then at least punch things up a notch! "Things Explode Apart", "The Gale In The Willows", and "Lord of the Lord of the Rings/Flies" would outsell their less-awesome counterparts by at least a million to one.
Utahraptor: "Charlotte's Larger Web of Deadly Munitions"?
T-Rex: Now you're catching on!
T-Rex: I felt crazy when I found this out, but it LITERALLY costs the same to print "Mother died today" and "Mother died fighting the Zergon fleet commander today". Are you taking notes, Camus??
Utahraptor: Camus is dead.
T-Rex: Before I could fix his greatest work? How tragic!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX PUBLISHES "TO KILL A WHOLE FRIGGIN' SPECIES OF MOCKINGBIRDS, BUT WATCH OUT: THE BOSS MOCKINGBIRD IS ONLY VULNERABLE TO LASER FIRE WHEN HE'S STUNNED".
T-Rex: I gave away the best tip in the title!
T-Rex: :(
