T-Rex: We enter a world where the internet never got invented. Broadcast media, like fries, rules supreme!
T-Rex: That's a reference to "fries supreme" which have like, sour cream on them?
T-Rex: Anyway who cares! Into this world steps an INTERDIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVELLER, who comes from OUR world. She tracks down the Google founders (all working together at Subway Restaurants) and tells them that their first, best destiny is to be doing internet stuff! "In-ter-net?" they say, pronouncing each syllable oddly so it's really clear it's the first time they've heard the word. "Is that one of the 7 fresh topping options available at every Subway location?"
Utahraptor: This story would be stronger if it didn't mention Subway so much!
T-Rex: Bah!
T-Rex: That sounds like the complaint of someone who DOESN'T intend to win the Subway Restaurants Alternate-History "Think Fresh!" Fiction Challenge!
Utahraptor: Oh crap! Has that started?!
T-Rex: Yep! And like the contest rules say: "It's not selling out: it's subbing in!"
T-Rex: My ending has the Google guys inventing the internet, but instead of http://www.website.com it's "i'mhungryforsubs://yaysubs.website.stillbigintosubsoverhere"!
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: If this doesn't win me a free footlong I'll burn every Subway to the ground!
