T-Rex: A SPOOKY GHOST STORY, by me, T-Rex.
T-Rex: One day an alive woman died! THE END.
T-Rex: OR WAS IT??

T-Rex: Duh, it's not the end! She became a spooky ghost!

T-Rex: But unlike most ghosts who haunt their descendants, SHE became a ghost in the medieval past. She haunted her ancestors! She'd say things like "Woooo in the future we'll have cell phones" and her ancestors would say "Is that English? I can barely recognize it. It sounds so different to our more throaty, Scottish-sounding phonology".

T-Rex: "Furthermore, we employ over twelve forms of 'the' and she only uses one!"
Utahraptor: Aw no.

T-Rex: "And when she writes us ghostly notes, she uses letters unfamiliar to us and avoids letters we use like thorne and yogh. Communication is difficult, if not impossible."
Utahraptor: T-Rex this isn't scary at all! I'm LEARNING instead of being TERRIFIED.
Utahraptor: SCARE ME, PLEASE.

T-Rex: FINE. Someone shouts "Whoah, now she's pulling off her face and there's a writhing pile of worms underneath!"
Off panel: NICE
T-Rex: "Also she uses singular and plural noun forms, but WE also have one for 'double'!"
Off panel: AW GEEZ