T-Rex: Okay let's try this again. Last time went a little off the rails, but the fact remains that we do in fact need
Narrator: GOOD NAMES FOR BABIES
Narrator: part two
T-Rex: Hello, and congratulations on reproducing! Congratulations on deciding that despite the fact that there are LITERALLY seven billion people alive on the planet today, the Earth definitely needs another sentient mouth on legs running around and shoving food inside itself. Congratulations on deciding that your genes take priority and that not a single one of these seven billion people would ever be as special and unique as your little screaming baby!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, once again you have gone off the rails!
T-Rex: How so?
Utahraptor: We're here to name babies, and instead you're making fun of the couples who had some cool sex SO INEPTLY that they all ended up pregnant.
T-Rex: Oh no, now you're doing it too!!
Utahraptor: Oh noooo!
T-Rex: Okay okay: try naming your baby after their species! That worked out real well for me AND my closest friends.
Off panel: Yeah man!
God: TELL ME ABOUT IT
