T-Rex: I'd definitely be WAY more into concrete if they named it LIQUID ROCK. Sheesh.

T-Rex: "Tired of not having rocks shaped like chairs or whatever? TRY LIQUID ROCK, IT CURES HARD."

T-Rex: I'd be more into water if they called it JAZZY JUIZ, and I'd be way big into air if they called it DEATH-B-GONE GAS. It's such a good name!!
T-Rex: "Without our gas, death by suffocation is just a few terrifying seconds away! But you can extend your life for up to a century... with a constant intake of Death-B-Gone!"

T-Rex: And I'd be more into taxes if they called them... THE PRICE WE PAY FOR CIVILIZATION.
Utahraptor: They do call them that!

T-Rex: Well, rad, but they should put that on the forms. "This apple costs $1 plus 15 cents to keep civilization here. Those extra cents are for keeping murderers in jail!! Dude, nicely done! You did us a solid!"
Utahraptor: "These cents are for libraries! Read a book why don't you??"
T-Rex: Yay libraries!!

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