T-Rex: SCIENCE FACT: you are covered in ants. They move to the other side when you look at your body so you can't see them, but their chitinous bodies blanket you.

Narrator: SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

Dromiceiomimus: Wait, I thought it was spiders, not ants!
T-Rex: Really? I heard ants. I mean, it could be spiders AND ants though for all I know!
T-Rex: Let's - let's say it's both.

Utahraptor: Dude! It's centipedes, but they've got the HEAD of a spider!
T-Rex: Ohhhh! That makes sense!

T-Rex: But then what about the colossal centipedes with the lamprey mouths at each end?
Utahraptor: Oh, those are the ones living coiled inside us, secretly digesting our food and then WE live off their poops, but it's SO GROSS that when scientists discovered that they were all, "NOPE, I'M OUT"

Off panel: "QUICK, TELL EVERYONE THAT THOSE ARE 'INTESTINES' AND THAT THEY'RE TOTALLY NORMAL"
Off panel: "OKAY! QUITTING SCIENCE FOREVER NOW"
Off panel: "RAD, ME TOO, LATES"