T-Rex: Rapping is a fun job! You get to spit tight rhymes... ALL of the tight times??

Narrator: HOW TO BE A RAPPER

T-Rex: First off, you should not say "um" or "uh", you should say "check it, one two".
Dromiceiomimus: Today I went to the - what do you call it, check it, one two, one two, one two, PHARMACY!
T-Rex: Perfect! Dromiceiomimus, your rapper name will be "What's Up Drotimes", "Droseidon", or "Born Dromosexual".
Dromiceiomimus: All quite reasonable names

Utahraptor: But there's more to it than saying "check it, one two, one two"!
T-Rex: Yes! You also need FAT BEATS.

T-Rex: But fat beats are very hard to find when they're fresh, so I recommend you simply marry a beatboxer. They make the beats come out of their mouths!
Utahraptor: Do you... also recommend going to someone else for rap advice?
T-Rex: QUITE POSSIBLY?

Narrator: LATER, DROMICEIOMIMUS PUTS OUT TWO ALBUMS UNDER THE NAME "BORN DROMOSEXUAL": "DROMOSEXUAL NARRATIVES" AND "FLUID DROMOSEXUALITY"
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: Come at me, Dro!!