God: T-REX DUDE I THINK YOU MAY HAVE A HERNIA
T-Rex: I have no idea what that is, but I must say, I DO generally enjoy having things!
Narrator: ONE IMAGE SEARCH LATER:
T-Rex: OH MY GOSH BODIES ARE GROSS
T-Rex: AAAAHHHHH SO GROSS, A HERNIA IS WHEN YOUR ORGANS POP OUT OF THEIR REGULAR PLACE AND START TO ESCAPE OUT AGAINST YOUR SKIN!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, these can be treated with surgery, and many don't even need treatment!
T-Rex: AAAAHHH WHY AREN'T WE BEINGS OF PURE ENERGY YET??
T-Rex: SERIOUS QUESTION, DROMICEIOMIMUS!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, this is not life-threatening!
T-Rex: AHHHH I KNOW!!
T-Rex: BUT BODIES ARE SO GROSS AND SO MUCH CAN GO WRONG WITH THEM AND YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T HAVE THESE SORTS OF PROBLEMS? BEINGS OF PURE ENERGY.
Utahraptor: T-Rex -
T-Rex: ALSO MACHINE INTELLIGENCES THAT CAN MOVE TO A NEW ROBOT BODY WHEN THE CURRENT ONE STARTS TO SUCK, THAT SOUNDS - REAL NICE.
Narrator: LATER, AT THE HOSPITAL:
T-Rex: Future generations! If I should not survive this minor surgery, remember these, my parting words:
T-Rex: I REGRET ONLY THAT I WAS BORN BEFORE UPLOADING MY MIND INTO A COMPUTER GOT INVENTED
