God: T-REX LET'S ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE A BROTHER NAMED VICTOR
T-Rex: Sweet!
God: WHO IS AN AWESOME DUDE
T-Rex: Double ULTRA sweet!!
God: AND WHO IS HETEROSEXUAL AND MONOGAMOUS
T-Rex: Sure! Whatever floats your boat, Victor!
God: AND WHO IS GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN NAMED SONJA AND T-REX YOU ARE THE BEST MAN
T-Rex: WHAAAAAAT
T-Rex: Quick, Utahraptor! You need to help me write speech!!
Utahraptor: You mean "write A speech"?
T-Rex: Man! See?! I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. I'm in over my head! I need a speech AND I need to pull a bachelor party together on the double!!
Utahraptor: I don't understa-
T-Rex: CALL ALL THE BACHELORS WE KNOW
God: NOW LET'S ASSUME THE WEDDING STARTS IN 30 MINUTES AND YOU'RE LOST IN A FOREST KILOMETERS AWAY
T-Rex: I use moss on trees to- wait, why are we playing this game?
God: OH NO NOW YOU FELL INTO A MUD PUDDLE AND TORE YOUR PANTS
T-Rex: It's so stressful
