T-Rex: Alright everyone, wizards use magic words to cast spells, right? This is like the main thing that wizards do. Here's a hot tip:
T-Rex: NEVER SLEEP WITH A WIZARD.
T-Rex: I'm not even talking about the sex thing, which might be great! I don't know! I've never sexed up a wizard!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex it sounded like you were going to give us some advice, but instead you segued into confessions about your personal sexual history.
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: That happens ALL THE TIME
T-Rex: Anyway, my point is: people sometimes talk in their sleep!
Utahraptor: And wizards cast spells orally!
T-Rex: EXACTLY. Wizards change the world with their words, and some people talk in their sleep without even realizing it. Why take the chance? You could wake up turned into a couch or something, and would that be awesome? No, it wouldn't. People would put their butts on you. Gross.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX MEETS A REAL WIZARD:
T-Rex: The fact that you exist in real life means that I TOTALLY wasn't wasting my time today talking about the issues involved in sleeping with you!! May I just say:
T-Rex: Yessssss
