Narrator: TEN DIFFERENT WAYS TO MEET A NEW GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND
T-Rex: On the bus, in a store, surfing, skydiving, at a party, before a party, outside a party, on the web, on the internet, or while...
T-Rex: ...mining! You can meet people under the ground!
Dromiceiomimus: That list isn't that helpful, T-Rex! Finding a new sweetie is more than actually meeting them: you have to talk to them, discover shared interests and interesting differences, explore your compatibility, and so on!
T-Rex: I believe you CAN technically do that in all the places I mentioned!
Utahraptor: Okay, maybe you have some tips on striking up a conversation?
T-Rex: Sure!
T-Rex: Open with "Hey there. Want to know more about ME??" and if they say no say "Hah hah, no, seriously" and if they say no say "Okay whatever, you go first and talk about yourself and I'll listen. But you owe me!"
Utahraptor: ...
T-Rex: If you do that you can think "Sweet, when they're done then I get to talk!"
T-Rex: In other news!
T-Rex: I'm currently single, but I'm certain it's not because of my opinions
