T-Rex: Oh my gosh! I could spend weekends somewhere else under an assumed name! Two towns over, I could be known as... PUNCHES MALONE.

Narrator: T-REX HAS THE BEST IDEA EVER COMICS

Dromiceiomimus: I'm not sure how serious you are, T-Rex, but it's a great idea! Two towns over I'M known as "Ornithomimus J. Edmontonicus".
T-Rex: Seriously?
Dromiceiomimus: I wear a top hat and monocle.
T-Rex: SERIOUSLY??

Utahraptor: Oh man, is she serious?
T-Rex: Is she being totally serious to our faces right now??

T-Rex: I mean, there's no reason why it couldn't be true, right? It would just mean that Dromiceiomimus has been LIVING the friggin' DREAM while we've been sitting around, NOT cultivating sweet double lives.
Utahraptor: We need to go two towns over and start building our own alter egos!

Off panel: You guys, I also carry a cane with a skull on the top and wear a jacket made of the finest feathers.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, come back!
T-Rex: I hate to make up words, but reality just got even more awesometasticerest!!