God: T-REX DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MOST POPULAR WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
T-Rex: Sure do!!
God: IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
God: THE OF A TO AND IS IN

T-Rex: That, my friend, is a colossally disappointing list!

T-Rex: We need to start talking about more interesting things! Screw that: we need to start DOING more interesting things. Imagine a world where the most popular word is "explosiontastic", because the most popular things ARE explosiontastic! Now, think of a reason why you wouldn't want to live in that world.
T-Rex: OH SNAP.
T-Rex: I CAN'T THINK OF A REASON AGAINST LIVING THERE EITHER.

Utahraptor: The most popular words are mostly particles though! "To", "the", those sorts of things.
T-Rex: Sure!

T-Rex: But they're BORING particles. Heck, I just made it up, so maybe "explosiontastic" is a particle too! "I went to THE mall" makes me sleepy. "I went to EXPLOSIONTASTIC mall" makes me want to tag along! Let's see what happens, you know? Maybe explosions?
T-Rex: Maybe explosions will happen?

T-Rex: Maybe I spend so much time thinking about language that it damages my friendships with others??