T-Rex: I propose a new law: that folks cannot be held responsible for what they do while they're sleeping!
T-Rex: Motion: PASSED!
T-Rex: Now when I'm asleep and I burp in a hilarious way, I'm not to be made to feel bad about it! When I wake up, we can ALL share a laugh together, okay?? And the same goes if I pass gas or pick my nose or whatever. TOTALLY HILARIOUS, and also TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT.
Utahraptor: People claim to have been sexually assaulted by people who were sleeping.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...Really? That's how we're playing this? I'm proposing a fanciful law to get out of GAS EMBARRASSMENT, and you're Mister Hey Guys, Hey Guys, I'm Gonna Bring Up Serious Incidents of Possible Sexual Assault.
Utahraptor: Lawmakers have to consider the full impact of their laws!
T-Rex: I'M NOT A LAWMAKER!
T-Rex: I'm a GUY with OPINIONS who I guess FARTS while he SLEEPS
