Devil: GREETINGS T-REX IT'S THE DEVIL GUESS WHERE I WENT DOWN TO LAST WEEK
T-Rex: Man! Georgia?
Devil: WHAT
Devil: CORRECT
Clock: 10 AM

Narrator: T-REX'S BUSY DAY

God: HEY T-REX GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT
T-Rex: Um - you caught up on your reading, focusing mainly on periodicals?
God: T-REX DID YOU FORGET THAT I AM GOD AND THAT READING OLD MAGAZINES IS SOMETHING ONLY NON-GODS DO
God: BECAUSE IF SO THERE WILL BE VERY FEW RAISED EYEBROWS WHEN I ANSWER YES TO YOUR QUESTION
Clock: 1:30 PM

T-Rex: Guess what I just ate, Utahraptor!
Utahraptor: Um -
T-Rex: ALL THE CHEERIOS
Clock: 3 PM

T-Rex: So in conclusion that's TOTALLY how I ate all the Cheerios!
Utahraptor: Wow, I can really see why you'd want to talk about this for over an hour!
T-Rex: Was that sarcastic? Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you over ALL THE CHEERIOS I ATE, UTAHRAPTOR.
Clock: 4:05 PM

Clock: 9:30 PM
T-Rex: Utahraptor, hi! It's me, T-Rex! On speakerphone!!
T-Rex: Listen, my tummy hurts