Image description: At a glance this is a standard template, but the comic uses animation to change the text in panels periodically. The animation has 28 frames and each takes 3 seconds, it loops every 84 seconds.
〚Panel 1, frames 1-21〛
T-Rex: Let’s play a type of “Choose Your Own Adventure” where the path of the story is dictated by how fast you read. Ready ... set ... go! On to the next panel!!!
Narrator: Loops every 84 seconds!
〚Panel 1, frames 22-28〛
T-Rex: Ok, if you’re reading this path, it means you were spacing out for a long time and didn’t start reading until now. Or you were camping out here for a while. In which case, congrats! Secret story path!!!
T-Rex: YOU LOSE. THE END.
〚Panel 2, frames 1-2〛
T-Rex: Wow, you got here fast! You either skipped ahead, or camped a while. I admire your patience...
T-Rex: or lack thereof.
〚Panel 2, frames 3-10〛
T-Rex: But not too fast. It’s not a race or anything. Just read at your own pace.
〚Panel 2, frames 11-26〛
T-Rex: You sure took your sweet time getting here! That’s ok, we’ll take the leisurely route.
T-Rex: Suits me just fine!
〚Panel 2, frames 27-28〛
T-Rex: YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY AN UNRULY PACK OF BABOONS.
T-Rex: YOU WIN.