T-Rex: If I ever turn into a werewolf, I would DEFINITELY donate my still-living body to science! The reason is simple: I Care About Science.
T-Rex: Guys! The advances would be incredible!
T-Rex: I'd have a body that would CHANGE SHAPE in response to the light of a full moon. That's insane! If we could harness the powers of my sweet-ass hairy body, the advances would be incredible! We could lose fat and build muscle instantly! We could restore broken limbs! WE COULD HELP BALD MEN NOT BE BALD ANYMORE, IF THAT IS WHAT THEY WANTED. Plastic surgeons would be out of a job!
Utahraptor: Only for like one day a month!
T-Rex: Part of the research would be extending the effects 24/7!
T-Rex: It would be a utopia, Utahraptor! All we need is for one werewolf to be brave enough to let Science experiment on him, and then we can ALL get a little of the sweet blood fever!
Utahraptor: I thought that was vampires.
T-Rex: They should do it too.
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: 〚small〛 Hullo, T-Rex! I dressed up as a werewolf wearing a stethoscope to try to cheer you up!
T-Rex: Oh, Mr. Tusks! I should call the police. You're so cute it's illegal!
Off panel: 〚small〛 T-Rex I am also a vice mayor
