T-Rex: In fascism, one person is in control of an entire country, and he tells everyone else what to do! He is the guy who is micromanaging his zergs or whatever.
T-Rex: Maybe this is not so bad?
Dromiceiomimus: It is so bad, T-Rex! Fascism is bad news!!
T-Rex: I mean, YES it is, but what if the one guy KNEW what everyone should be doing? What if he was actually the best person to be in charge of the country?
Dromiceiomimus: Some people would still want to be free!
T-Rex: But WHAT IF he recognized that and let those people be free?
Utahraptor: You're saying if there was a guy who could produce a utopia, you'd want him in charge.
T-Rex: Exactly! Yes!
Utahraptor: Okay, but that's not fascism. Fascism is authoritarian and includes these ideas of unity and purity and stuff like that. It's a sort of a xenophobic, culty nationalism?
T-Rex: Oh! I don't like THOSE parts. Well, I guess I don't want to be fascist after all!
〚online auction〛
Heading: SWEET PROTEST SIGNS L@@K, SO @WESOME!!! OMG YOU GUYS! >:OGC
Text: Okay you are bidding on some protest signs that I'm selling because I was gonna be fascist, but not anymore!! There's a picture of me and beneath it they say "T-REX IS IN CHARGE NOW: I GUESS WE'LL ALL JUST HAVE TO DEAL" They have many uses such as pretending I am in charge and that you are all, "no WAY is that guy in charge, what will i do, oh wait my sign says i should just deal"
Text: STARTING BID: $100
Text: YOUR BID: $〚form input〛0
