Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH GOD HIMSELF QUOTES WERNER HERZOG.
God: LIFE IN THE OCEANS MUST BE SHEER HELL
T-Rex: I guess so, huh?

God: A VAST, MERCILESS HELL OF PERMANENT AND IMMEDIATE DANGER
T-Rex: Yep!

God: SO MUCH OF A HELL THAT DURING EVOLUTION SOME SPECIES - INCLUDING MAN - CRAWLED - FLED ONTO SOME SMALL CONTINENTS OF SOLID LAND WHERE THE LESSONS OF DARKNESS CONTINUE
T-Rex: That's certainly one way of looking at it, right, Dromiceiomimus?
Narrator: the end

Narrator: COMICS FOR TEENS
Narrator: today's installment:
Narrator: "THE PRIVATE TOOTER"

T-Rex: What do you call a teacher who never passes gas in public?
Utahraptor: What?
T-Rex: A private tooter!

Narrator: SECONDS LATER:
T-Rex: That was an extremely hilarious joke that deserved more laughter than it received.
Narrator: the end