T-Rex: Poker sure seems to be popular lately! Does the road to financial independence TRULY pass through Gambling Towne, USA?
God: THE ANSWER IS NO
T-Rex: There's one way to find out!
God: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING T-REX I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU RUINED DUE TO HILARIOUSLY SUCKY POKER PLAYING
T-Rex: Yeah but, you can lose at lotteries because it's just chance, right? But in poker, you can bluff! IN THEORY, I can bluff my way into the annals of poker history AND the annals of "neighbours with suspicious amounts of disposable income", ALL AT THE SAME TIME. All I need is a good poker face!
Utahraptor: And, you know, skills at poker!
T-Rex: What? I've got mad skills at poker!
Utahraptor: I believe, canonically, the minimum skill set is knowing when to hold them, as well as being aware of the proper time at which to fold them.
T-Rex: That is advice for people WITHOUT the ultimate poker face. Check this out.
T-Rex: 〚tiny〛 poooooker
Narrator: YES, THIS IS T-REX'S POKER FACE. HE MAKES EYE CONTACT, SMILES, AND WHISPERS "POOOOOKER"
T-Rex: I've doubled my money!
Narrator: RIGHT ON
