Narrator: THE DAY DROMICEIOMIMUS INVITED PEOPLE TO A PARTY TOO EARLY Narrator: (in comic form!)
T-Rex: Well! I certainly hope I don't get prematurely invited to any PARTIES today!
Narrator: BUT THEN...! Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex, do you want to hang out on New Year's Eve? T-Rex: What? But it's barely November. You're planning this now? Dromiceiomimus: Yep! It's not going to be that big of a party, but I thought people might be in high demand, so I'm asking now. T-Rex: I - I guess I don't have any other plans!
T-Rex: Huh! That was weird! Utahraptor: What was?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus invited me to a party like two months in advance! But - more weird was that I was actually musing about not wanting to be prematurely invited to any parties just before she spoke to me. It's incredible. Utahraptor: That's so unlikely. It's such a weird thing to worry about.
T-Rex: I know! I'm freaking out over here. This is me: T-Rex: HUH??? CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THE CONFLUX OF THESE TWO EVENTS?? T-Rex: That's seriously me right now!
What are the haps my friends
i made this for you
This comic is from November 2nd, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?