T-Rex: Imagine if I snuck up behind some guy and put a "kick me" sign on his back, only instead of "kick me", it said "kiss me"? Hah hah!
T-Rex: That is one dude who's going to get all the sweet makeouts!!
T-Rex: And he would have no idea why suddenly all these people are making out with him! From behind! Dromiceiomimus: You should do it! Maybe even guys would kiss him, because the sign told them too! T-Rex: Hee hee! It's the ultimate prank! I'm gonna do it. Should I do it? I'm gonna do it. Dromiceiomimus: Do it, T-Rex!
T-Rex: But, on the other hand, putting a "kiss me" sign on someone's back would be EXTREMELY CRAZY! Utahraptor: Do it!
T-Rex: Hah, you think I should do it? Utahraptor: Man, go for it! T-Rex: Let's ask past T-Rex what he thinks!
Narrator: PAST T-REX: T-Rex: Do it, dude!!
What are the haps my friends
what could possibly go wrong
This comic is from July 11th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?