T-Rex: I find age of consent laws pretty interesting because, for something so basic, they sure vary a lot from place to place! Again, they're something for which there is no consensus. Is that a pun? Consensus? That wasn't meant to be a pun.
T-Rex: ANYWAY!
T-Rex: Most people agree that a 26-year-old should be able to consent to sex, while a child should be protected from sexual predators, but where we legally draw that line is contentious! Some places allow 12-year-olds to consent to sex, while others believe that even people in their early twenties are unable to give knowledgeable consent to the INTERCOURSE.
Utahraptor: This is a pretty dangerous topic, isn't it? T-Rex: Dangerous how?
Utahraptor: Well, isn't this one of those topics that you'd talk about with friends in private, but not while out in a public place? You don't want people to think you're a PEDOPHILE. T-Rex: What? I haven't mentioned anything that would make people say that! I'm talking about legal ages of consent!
T-Rex: Though... why would I be talking about this if I wasn't a pedophile? Ah, yes. T-Rex: Well played, my friend! Well played!
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This comic is from June 24th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?