T-Rex: There are some people who identify not as gay or straight or bisexual or what have you, but rather as asexual. I find this really interesting!
T-Rex: It must be so different!
T-Rex: Some don't find themselves sexually attracted to anyone, while others do, but find all they want in friendship and have no desire to add kissing to the mix.
Dromiceiomimus: And you find this interesting?
T-Rex: I do, because it's so far removed from my own experience. I'm ALL ABOUT adding kissing to the mix! It's what I do best!
Utahraptor: Have you ever met any asexual people, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Nope!
Utahraptor: It's just - I can't get over the feeling that you're treating asexuality like an amusing trinket, rather than a real sexual orientation.
T-Rex: Well - it's a fine line! I'm not asexual myself, so there's a distance between myself and the material. But I am trying.
Narrator: T-REX DECIDES NOT TO KISS ANYONE FOR A MONTH TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE:
T-Rex: I feel - fine! Focused!
T-Rex: Heck, I probably wasn't going to kiss anyone this month ANYWAY.