T-Rex: There are a few moments in my life at which, I can now see in hindsight, critical events took place.
T-Rex: These events set in motion other events, which finally led to the person I am today!
T-Rex: For instance: Dromiceiomimus! Had you and I never met, I would never have become so good at Scrabble! Dromiceiomimus: Well, ah ha, I'm not sure that you wouldn't have picked it up somewhere else! T-Rex: Still! Things would be different!
Utahraptor: That's the best example you can come up with? Scrabble? T-Rex: Well!
T-Rex: All I really wanted to point out was that it's cool to think about these things sometimes. You know, like chance jobs where you met friends (or perhaps... LOVERS?) - things like that! Utahraptor: I'm not convinced that such small events can have that large an impact!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL "FRENCH RAP" UNIVERSE: T-Rex: Oui oui tout le monde - et ça n'arrête pas!! T-Rex: Je veux une petite quelque chose quelque chose!
What are the haps my friends
members of the attractive sex may be unable to resist you
This comic is from February 2nd, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?