Narrator: THE MYTH OF MEDUSA part 2: now starring T-Rex as narrator
T-Rex: Medusa quickly worked to gain control of her power. She put a paper bag over her head and then wore shades over her eyes!
T-Rex: Bam!
T-Rex: PROBLEM SOLVED FOREVER!
T-Rex: Then she stood in a farmer's field when a plague of locusts came, and they all turned to stone, saving the town from famine! She went into business, visiting ships to turn their rats to stone, houses to stoneify their lice and bedbugs, and even removed bacteria from drinking water, leaving only tiny and easily-removed bacteria-shaped rocks at the bottom.
Dromiceiomimus: Now THAT'S what I call an objective improvement!!
T-Rex: Eventually Medusa married a man who didn't care if he could never see her face.
Utahraptor: Nice!
Utahraptor: Because he could still smooch said face as long as he kept his eyes closed?
T-Rex: EASILY. Also, her snake hair gave things an element of danger which they both found fascinating. And she lived happily and richly and popularily ever after.
T-Rex: Her enemies tried to spread malicious rumours about her, but they failed, and so history remembered her as being this really awesome lady with a really cool superpower.
T-Rex: THE END
