T-Rex: (Where "we" refers to the general population, of course!)
Dromiceiomimus: How do you mean, T-Rex? T-Rex: Well - what about philosophy, for instance? We've had thousands of years to think about what it means to be alive, yet we're still no closer to an answer! Where's the progress when we're still grappling with the same questions as the ancients?
Utahraptor: You assume that there exists an answer to such cosmic questions! T-Rex: I do!
Utahraptor: What about the whole idea of "the only questions worth asking are those that can't be answered"? T-Rex: Self-justification from philosophers who can't reach a conclusion, my friend! I want ANSWERS, not debate! I want a one sentence SUMMARY of LIFE.
Off panel: Something like, "too bad we'll all be dead"? T-Rex: Yeah, only catchier and more informative! T-Rex: And less depressing!
What are the haps my friends
what could possibly go wrong
This comic is from November 24th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?