T-Rex: Astronauts have a pretty sweet deal!
T-Rex: This is inarguable, but I've realized it's even sweeter than generally realized!
T-Rex: You walk on a moon or maybe Mars and you're famous, sure, but you're ALSO now competing against billions fewer people in every single "world's greatest" category. For 21 hours and 36 minutes, one of either Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin was absolutely that world's greatest detective, and we never found out which one it was!!
Utahraptor: The moon isn't a world though.
T-Rex: MY POINT STILL STANDS.
T-Rex: Look, if we ever land on Mars, one of those people will absolutely be that world's greatest detective, AND THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN BE GOOD AT DETECTION. But they get it for free! They get to walk on Mars AND be provably, OBJECTIVELY, the horniest person on Mars AT THE SAME TIME!
T-Rex: ...I meant to say "the best detective on Mars" but you get my point
