T-Rex: I thought I was a pretty good cook. I make tasty food and then eat it and nobody complains! That's all there is to it, right?

T-Rex: WRONG!! You're WRONG if you agreed with me just now!

T-Rex: See, Dromiceiomimus, I hung out with some friends for the weekend who were REALLY into cooking and damn. DAMN. It was like eating in a fancy restaurant every night. It was like reading children's books your whole life and then flipping through some Shakespeare.

Utahraptor: Baffling, confusing, enraging?
T-Rex: DELICIOUS.

T-Rex: And the best part is, just by helping them in the kitchen I learned a ton of tips and tricks and now I'M a better cook too!
Utahraptor: That's great!
T-Rex: Yep! Skill at cooking foods truly is like an STI, spreading through intimate contact!

Off panel: It's regrettable that there's no better way to put that.
T-Rex: I know!!
T-Rex: It's objectively the best metaphor in this situation, and none of us has the power to change that!